Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Festival or show off?

Ganesh Chaturthi being the biggest festival in Mumbai, even bigger than Dipawali, surely welcomes huge Ganpati idols, playing of loud music and a lot of faith.
But it seems like this festival has come down to a position where it seems more like a show off of wealth and power. Who's got a bigger and better Ganpati idol is stronger.
People sponsoring for Ganpati idols insisting on their name being showcased as a sponsor proves how selfish people have turned themselves. The news of lalbaugh Sevaks misbehaving  with people shows how blind people have become in power.
With songs like Chikni chameli and Munni badnaam huyi playing in pandaals is so ridiculous that it kills the generosity of the festival. This festival doesn't even seem like a festival but more of a show-off.
It's time some people come ahead, and save this festival or else in no time,  there'll be even more ridiculous songs played, instead of prasad, Alcohol might get served.

Monday, 16 September 2013

Pun of the day.

Phone answering machine message. For marijuana, Press Hash.

Sunday, 15 September 2013

The difference.

The difference between tennis and cricket is that Vijay Amritraj is the brand ambassador for Rolex and MS Dhoni for Sonata watches.

Us Andhe ki Ankhein!

Door bhi dekh sakti thi,
Paas bhi dekh sakti thi,
kaafi kuch dekh sakti thi,
Us andhe ki ankhein.

Unche Unche Sapne dekhti,
Parayon mein Apne dekhti,
Dukh mein Sukh dhundti,
Us andhe ki ankhein.

Pancchi sa Uncha udti,
Macchli sa Gehra tairti,
Sachmuch Adhbhut,
Us Andhe ki ankhein.

Sabse Pyaar karti,
Ghrana se Darti,
Aankh walon se behtar
Us andhe ki ankhein.

It's not always about the puns. Me be writing Hindi poems yo!

 Accha Lagta hai.

Main sapne sajaya karta tha. 
Khuli ankhon se unhe dekha karta tha..
aaj dusro ke sapno mein kuch apna lagta hai..
Unhe poora karna Achcha lagta hai.

Main dusro par hasa karta tha...
mazak udaya karta tha...
aaj unhe hasane mein kuch apna lagta hai..
Unhe hasta dekh Achcha lagta hai.

Main dusro ke aansuon ka mol na samjha karta tha...
unhe bekar samjha karta tha...
aaj un aansuon mein kuch apna lagta hai...
Unhe ponchna Achcha lagta hai.
.
Main gareebo ko dutkara karta tha...
Khud se dur bhagaya karta tha...
aaj unke sath baithne mein kuch apna lagta hai..
Unse 2 meethi baatein karna Achcha lagta hai.

Pun of the Day!

  • A mango cribbed to me.

    Meri to kismat hi frooti hai.